Cam’s Thoughts on Warcraft

Interesting thoughts from Cam..as you read please note that I always use the Orcs. He had to write a paragraph for school and business letter.

 Have you ever played warcraft? Warcraft is a very fun computer game with strategy, excitement, and not Orcs or Dark Elves . Most wives don’t like this game because their husbands play it “to much”. It’s a game where you build an army and you have to take down other people’s army. The races you can be are, Humans, Orcs, Undead, and Dark Elves. Orcs and Dark Elves are by far the worst out of all of them. The Undead are a bunch of dead people that are alive(Like zombies). Orcs are basically a bunch of meanies. Dark Elves, as well, are a bunch of jerks. And finally, Humans. Here are the reasons why Humans are better than all the other races. First, Humans are the best because they aren’t mean for no reason, i.e they don’t go building Arrow Towers right next to defenseless towers and people. It’s mean and it’s really annoying. Second, Humans don’t attack people when they have no gold left, leaving them with no people and nothing to defend the castle. Third, they don’t corner people with Arrow Towers and Soldiers, also very annoying. There are plenty of very mean thing that humans don’t do. Why?. Because there not Orcs or Dark Elves. Orcs and Dark Elves are a perfect example of what you should not be in Warcraft. But that’s a another conversation for another day. Anyway, Warcraft is an amazing game for people with integrity, honesty, and not Orcs or Dark Elves.

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Mr. Michael Morhaime
Blizzard Entertainment
16215 Alton Pkwy
Irvine, California 92618

Dear Mr. Morhaime:
I was just wondering if you knew that you had accidently added Orcs and Night Elves in Warcraft 3.
They are unbelievably annoying. Nobody likes them and they’re mean. I highly suggest that you delete them forever and erase all record that they were even there. Also, delete the color red. And just to spice things up, make humans stronger than everybody else. That would definitely perfect your game.

Your Welcome,
Camiryn Newell        

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